It's not V-day yet but I finished my ode so why wait?

Oh Mr. Allgood, how longs it been?
You flexing in the mirror reminds me of when...
You drove me around in a BMW
And told me that I was in love with you
We went on a hike in the Superstitions,
I agreed to get married with some conditions
We went to dinner in Nogales, Mexico
Please Mr. Border guard, to jail I WON"T GO!
You do the running man and put competition to shame
Shocking I know but Scrabble isn't really my game.
A little bit Metro, a little bit REI,
a little bit Young Republiucan, but also a flaming liberal kinda guy.
You do the weather report and have me confused,
The man I married should be on the news!
A series of jokes and other silly things
Don't begin to describe why I wear a wedding ring
Or why I married the nerdiest, coolest guy in earth
Or why to 4 children I have given birth.

The reasons why cannot be written
Hopefully they are known and we are still smitten
As long as I stay in the kitchen ;-)

Love you.